Posted by
Eye-ghorr on Thursday, October 02, 2008 4:54:18 PM
My Fellow Americans;
When in the course of daily events, it becomes necessary for the people to rise-up, seeking redress, recourse, and justice for the grievous crimes and acts of ignorance, greed, and stupidity inflicted upon them by federal, state, and local politicians; finance industry fat-cats; political surrogates, government bureaucrats, liberal judges, media-morons, and democrats in general; and to demand a return to the basic principles of what is good, what is fair, what is right, and what is legal.
It is then encumbent upon "we, the people," to invoke the Laws of Nature, Nature's God, and all appropriate federal and state laws and statutes (criminal and civil), in order for the people to retake the command and control of our government.
When such a time that the aforementioned civic and corporate leaders, media gas-bags, and democrats in general have abused and violated the public trust, profiting unfairly and unjustly by manipulating systems, methods, and procedures designed to serve and protect the whole of the American people, or have exhibited gross incompetence and/or dereliction of their duties and responsibilities, and rancorous political partisanship, thus obstructing the important work of the American people... those who stand accused and in opposition to the will of the people, where such charges and accusations may be sustained by supporting evidence; let the people bring these vile, lowly, verminous, contemptuos creatures and demagogues to our city and public square (i.e. this space), where they (we) shall be compelled to wear the conical hat of the Village Idiot and stand before the greatest of the Grand Inquisitors (the people) to answer the charge.
Then, let they that are found guilty of injury against the people, be made to walk the gauntlet, where they shall meet the peoples wrath. Let the people then hurl insults and fling their discarded or disused cabbages, heads of lettuce, tomatoes, rotten eggs, and/or messy perishables upon them. Let them hang their heads lowly and sent west, to live out there days in San Francisco, let them be sheltered among the homeless and illegal populations that flourish there; and never again (we pray) shall we speak their names.
Let them be listed here, include their crimes against the people, and the punishment you recommend be dispensed... by a fair, reasonable, and compassionate people.
humbly submitted,
Eye-ghorr the scribe....